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Re: The Movie Thread

Postby The_Independent » Mon Feb 15, 2010 9:38 pm

LaughingTarget wrote:Hurt Locker has been nominated for Academy Awards and won numerous independent awards. This just goes to show how far disconnected Hollywood, and film makers in general, are from reality. If a movie's problems are minor or infrequent, they can mostly be ignored and glossed over. That's suspension of disbelief. But when the entire plot is nothing but a massive "make it up as we go along" joke that uses every bad Army cliche in the book, it's hard to think of the film and those involved in its production as rank amateurs who shouldn't be given the opportunity to film again, let alone getting recognition as being a nominee for Best Picture of the Year.


You might as well be talking about Avatar. Who needs reality, or good stories, when well-packaged mindlessness sells more tickets? I don't get the appeal of The Hurt Locker, other than that it tries very hard to create a sense of tension scene-to-scene. That's pretty much all the movie was. No story, just a series of random "suspenseful" events, thinly strung together--none of which worked for me, but did for my wife and her best friend. They couldn't bare to watch some parts of this movie it got so tense for them. They loved it. So go figure.

I disagree about the half naked wrestling scene, though. I have no friends, but I'm told this is how über men enjoy bonding with each other. (Gordon, the super-soldier, if he weren't so short, might know more about this.) Top Gun, for instance, wouldn't be the respected classic it is without some shirtless, glistening bare-chested beach volleyball.

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Re: The Movie Thread

Postby Tez » Tue Feb 16, 2010 10:13 am

The_Independent wrote: (Gordon, the super-soldier, if he weren't so short, might know more about this.) Top Gun, for instance, wouldn't be the respected classic it is without some shirtless, glistening bare-chested beach volleyball.



It's too bad Gordon wouldn't be able to participate in a volleyball game like that, people would find out he's Superman.
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Re: The Movie Thread

Postby BaronSamedi » Thu May 13, 2010 8:39 am

Well, I finally saw Avatar and The Rise of Cobra. Neither was particularly good, but Rise of Cobra - while certainly annoying, don't get me wrong - didn't rub me the wrong way like Avatar did. God, at least GI Joe was fun. Avatar was little more than a masturbatory fantasy for tree huggers.
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Re: The Movie Thread

Postby Tez » Mon May 17, 2010 6:57 pm

Fantastic Mr. Fox

If you do not see this movie I hate you. Favorite thing I've seen all year, it's pretty brilliant.
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Re: The Movie Thread

Postby shonen_red » Tue Jul 20, 2010 4:38 pm

I saw Dororo the other night on the Sundance Channel. It was kinda neat.
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Re: The Movie Thread

Postby BaronSamedi » Fri Jul 30, 2010 9:36 am

I'm seeing Inception on my next paycheck. I hear it's supposed to be like the pinnacle of awesomeness.
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Re: The Movie Thread

Postby LaughingTarget » Fri Jul 30, 2010 4:53 pm

BaronSamedi wrote:Well, I finally saw Avatar and The Rise of Cobra. Neither was particularly good, but Rise of Cobra - while certainly annoying, don't get me wrong - didn't rub me the wrong way like Avatar did. God, at least GI Joe was fun. Avatar was little more than a masturbatory fantasy for tree huggers.


Avatar, man, that's one movie where Cameron made me think the intended protagonists were the bad guys. Seriously, here we have the human race, on the brink of total extinction, asking to get some rock that is useless to the Na'vi (or however you spell it) then they get all pissy about nature and shit. Then we get Jake, who is supposed to be a mediator to explain what is going on. Instead, he goes off on a quest to get laid and drops the whole attempt to negotiate mining rights. His actions basically spark a huge war, where he instigates the damned thing, and then we expect to feel sorry for the blue shits.

Criminey, that plot was shit.
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Re: The Movie Thread

Postby BaronSamedi » Mon Aug 02, 2010 8:53 am

Ain't that the truth. LT, I think you might enjoy my review of Avatar on Epinions.
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Re: The Movie Thread

Postby LaughingTarget » Mon Aug 02, 2010 6:28 pm

Man, I haven't been there in a long time. Last time was to rail on Hurt Locker and before that, shit, it was years. I apparently have $10 sitting there to pull out and somehow generated a dozen new trusted members without having written anything.
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Re: The Movie Thread

Postby BaronSamedi » Tue Aug 03, 2010 8:21 am

I've actually been pretty active there. Since Netjak crashed, I've been a Top Reviewer in games twice, due in part to my Netjak reviews, which I was reposting until recently. But even barring those, I've been doing a lot.

Here's the link to my Avatar review:
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